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Fast Food Mafia, final by silentsketcher Fast Food Mafia, final by silentsketcher
PRINTS AVAILABLE! You can purchase an 11x17" gloss print for $7, plus an additional $5 for mailing costs. Send me a note here on deviantArt or e-mail me if you're interested. I accept payment through PayPal.

I've had to be patient, since I wanted this to look just right. But believe me, I've been very eager during the whole process to see this end result. :excited:

What started out as a simple drawing grew a lot more complex, especially after the sudden popularity of the original. So I decided to add some more characters and arrange it with the intent of making prints. I've still got to drive over to the printers sometime to make sure, but I'm confident that it will go smoothly. When I'm positive I'll be sure to let you all know, so you can purchase 11x17" prints of this. And of course they won't have the watermarks.

Most of these characters I'm sure you'll recognize, but I'll go down the list and attribute each one to their respective fast food chain. Also, I figured it might be special to include a few thoughts I had while creating each of them.

Going from top to bottom, left to right:

Jack In The Box
After seeing those commercials with the bus collision that results in Jack's temporary coma, specifically the amateur report that reveals the accident was a hit job involving "The King" and "R. McD.", it seemed very appropriate. Not to mention this is the second time he's had facial reconstructive surgery, according to the commercials, after certain company board members had tried to dispose of him earlier. So leaving the scars seemed like a good touch.

Right off I knew to be careful not to make Ron McDonald look like a rip-off of Dark Knight's Joker. Still, comparisons have and will be made, but that can't be helped. :shrug: After all, they both wear suits and clown makeup. Actually, I tried to go a very different direction with Ronald and his crew. I kept thinking how =lazymills1986 might design them. (She's an awesome artist, for those who don't know. Check her out.)

Burger King
Felt like a cross between Colombian drug lord and robber baron with his design. If B.K. had a voice, he'd sound like Señor Esteban Vihaio from Kill Bill 2. However, B.K. is not a pimp. Just making that known.

Went for a more Victorian aristocrat feel in her design, but with a touch of Southern belle.

Kentucky Fried Chicken
"The Colonel" was the easiest. Didn't do anything to him, save for changing his suit gray and adding pinstripes.

Papa John's Pizza
Like "the Colonel", there wasn't much to do with "Papa" John. Honestly, having a real person to model them after takes the fun out of the creative process.

Little Caesars
Sort of looks like Clemenza from Francis Ford Coppola's The Godfather, doesn't he? I didn't really see it 'til now. That was probably subconscious, since I'm a die hard Godfather fan.

Taco Bell
Okay, yes, the resemblance here was definitely intentional. Think Tony Montana, but with a Napoleon complex. The nickname comes from a combination of his short stature and the fact that he twitches constantly, since he's a user. Yes friends, he's a junk food junkie. :XD: As Frank Lopez says, "Rule number two: don't get high on your own supply."

Panda Express
This was fun to do, since all I had to go on was the panda in their logo. If you're curious about the front of her dress, it's part of a traditional Chinese (or traditional Chinese-style, at least) painting I found depicting a family, I'm assuming, of pandas amongst some vegetation. You catch just part of a tree, here.

Sonic's Drive-in
Alright, now Troy "the Trojan" here is your legitimate pimp in the group. I didn't want to make it particularly obvious, since he's not your cheap street hustler. He's a man among the top of the flesh peddling hierarchy. And yes, the nickname has a few meanings behind it. Also, =Arada was pushing for a presence for Sonic's because of the girl carhops. She asked for some "roller hoes", so she got it. :XD: Sonic's apparently had an advertisement character called Katie the carhop, but I'm buggered on where to find any actual pictures or footage of her.

Remember those Quizno commercials with the talking baby, Bob? Just took him and made him up like George Nelson. I still can't help thinking of the latter in O Brother, Where Art Thou? He's so bipolar in that movie, but that's what makes him memorable.

Jared Fogle made this one interesting, since it presented me with the opportunity of doing a thin and thick version of the character as twin brothers. Reminded me a little bit of Laurel and Hardy. Also, note that the thin brother is wearing suspenders while the other is not.

Dairy Queen
When you see those red lips on the DQ commercials, and if you've seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show, your mind can't help jumping to that. =Arada had a big part in this character's creation, since she was the one who introduced me to the film in the first place. The makeup was modeled to be like Tim Curry's. I'm not into the drag queen scene myself, but that dude makes it work somehow. :XD: And I suppose watching plenty of Monty Python skits, too.

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Given 2009-09-04
Fast Food Mafia, final by ~silentsketcher is witty and inventive and sure to provoke a laugh or a smile! ( Suggested by Arada and Featured by aunjuli )
hellovideos Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017  New Deviant
Lovely Movies
chaoswolf1982 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Given the recent... issues... with Mr. Fogle, do you plan on changing/removing the Subway Boys ?
Balkdog Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2016
I can't wait for the movie! Bucktooth 
slendy33256 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2016
I felt like you left out fast food places like Long John Slivers and Carl's Juniors (or Hardees preferably)
StoneClaymore Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
These are hilariously awesome :D great work!
ishtrash Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i love wendy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybeimalion7 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It should get a DD!

tomtomboy Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2016
Peyco Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2016
Papa John Got me xD
CrazyCrunchyKorican Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awesome designs! This would be an awesome comic! Love the snippets!
loreshaper-kethal Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2016
Really good!

Although I think the "the burger family" for A & W would be a neat addition.
They even have a large ferocious grizzly bear as the "family pet".
CraftyKarina Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2016  Student General Artist
Why isn't this a legit web series please someone make this happen
NightMan322 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2016  Hobbyist Filmographer
I feel like this could be a movie, I love it
edgyitaly Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2016
This is amazing!!! I love it!!
Electronicmaster Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Ron "the Don" xD
Awesome idea ^^
Docfreeze Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Rpgexpert86 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2016
Slightly disappointed that you don't have Carl Jr. on here.
MissNellie Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2016
simply amazing! I wish Jollibee of the Philippines can join there...though he might be considered as a minority. After all Ron"The Don" McDonald cannot topple him over from his own turf: The Philippines~

- Miss Nellie -
VoKL-Uri Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
CreepyPastaFangirl06 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love how you made Ronald McDonald so badass!! Reminds me of Joker!!
heresykiller Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
what no in n out?
LittleRunningMouse Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2016  Student General Artist
Oh my god yes! this is amazing!
SoleonTheHedgehog Featured By Owner May 30, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
this is very creative. I could totally see a movie about them.
Kawaii-Ricecake Featured By Owner May 30, 2016  Student General Artist
Absolute same!! 

I love this!!
Shatteredlecrown Featured By Owner Edited May 23, 2016
wnter06 Featured By Owner May 8, 2016
:D (Big Grin) 
Juul2010 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Cool idea. Kind of metaphorical, too. They look great. ^.^
furtiveartist Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
XDB5 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2016…
I didn't know if you knew your work was put up like this, just wanted to make sure. 
Chickie456 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2016
Love Wendy's face XD just like "I don't really give a damn....."
bluewhyt Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
best thing i saw all week!
ur awsn dude :D
bluewhyt Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
awsm** hehe
Captain-Game Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2016
The red hair and the marks beneath the eyes are making Ronald look an awful lot like Axel from Kingdom Hearts.
kevinberryman Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Jared Fogle should be depicted in prison strips and all bruised and battered, because he is a sick fuck that deserves to rot behind bars.
Bowser57 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2016
While eating "footlong" ;)
kevinberryman Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Bowser57 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2016
With extra mayo xD
kevinberryman Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You went too far, but I love it!
Bowser57 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2016
Lol xD
Madame-Mozart Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
OH MY GOD LITTLE CAESARS I just burst out laughing Dignity laugh 
MemoriesOFtheHeart Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I know right 😂😂
NihilisticWaffles Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
I friggin'' love this!
Aura-Alora Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is awesome! So creative! :D
ladyailyn24 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
These all have so much character
Sigfriedofgaea Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Damn, this is hilarious! :D
UltraEs-Pii Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2016
Haven't even heard of half 'dem boys.
RamDaPanda Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I bet The Don is the leader.
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