Funny idea popped into my head: why not make mafia bosses out of fast food mascots? Anyway, I loved it and just ran with it. You'll be seeing a colored version of this as well.

Here's what's what, in a nutshell, of how I imagine this fast food mafia world would fit together. Of the bosses, Sanders has been around the longest, but he is by no means the most powerful of the five families. He's old, Southern money and old school, the latter of which has made him somewhat outdated, however it's the former that's kept him secured. In actuality it's the new blood, McDonald's mob family, that's become the more dominating in recent years, partly because of his zeal and entourage of equally unorthodox, but extremely loyal, gangsters (such as hitman Grimace). Don "Little" Caesar holds his own with his strong Italian ties and of the three older bosses (Sanders, Caesar, and B.K.), B.K. "The King" and his mob family is a formidable contender to McDonald's, so the balance is maintained for the most part.

As for "Wendy" Gwendolen, she's had to be tough as nails to become the only woman mafia boss and survive. There are some rumors that say there may have been, or is, a romantic tryst going on between Ronald and herself, though there isn't anything to give the whispers credence. It certainly wouldn't appear so, as Gwendolen outwardly treats him with contempt and the two are about as compatible as oil and water. Is it an act she carries on to throw off suspicions and keep her position safe? Maybe they were lovers, but things soured, so she is scornful? Or maybe it's just as things appear and there never was anything between the two. Ronald would simply laugh off such a notion and as for Gwendolen, well... if you want to keep your genitals, you won't ask her.